Footballer's Wives

Had to share this. Thanks to Johnny Vaughan on Capital Radio and my Mum for this.

Disccussion on what a collection of Footballer's Wives should be called. Here are the options:

1. A Boutique
2. An Implant
3. A Giggle
4. A Handbag
5. A Meow
6. A Pout
7. A Vacuum
8. A Rack
9. A Shallow
10. An Extension
11. An Excess
12. A Surgery

Personally my favourite is "a shallow".